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We’d been in an eight-year remission from insanity since 1994 when we gave up our liveaboard status and sold our 33-foot CSY sailboat, Jus’ Do It. Since that time we had lived like normal people, working nine-to five and spending most of our time keeping house in suburbia. But on February 1, 2002, the routine ended when we signed on the dotted line to become boat owners again. This boat would not be for fishing trips or weekend getaways; no, we would sell our house, live on the boat and journey around the eastern half of the U.S. for a year, maybe longer.

After months of looking, we’d found what we believed would work for us: A 1978 34’ Mainship. It was big enough to provide our requirements for basic creature comforts but small enough to handle, sturdy enough to be seaworthy, and affordable. Bringing the trawler from Merritt Island on the east coast of Florida to Dunedin on the west coast of Florida was a worthy shakedown cruise, but she was aging and we knew she needed work…lots of it! 

Turns out we were lucky to get home without incident. A week later on a warm Sunday morning, we took Drifter – that was her name then – out for a little pleasure cruise in St. Joseph Sound. Towing insurance is a wonderful thing. What we didn’t know at that time, and what the surveyor didn’t catch, was that a bolt on the end cap of the heat exchanger had been eaten away by electrolysis, and the last little bit holding it together it picked that time to gave way. Tom killed the engine in a flash. With no heat exchanger it would overheat in minutes. Now we sat there, rocking at anchor, watching Sunday boaters pass by, one after another, while we waited for the towboat.

For months we worked on the old trawler, inside and out, trying to create a comfortable home, or as comfortable as two people can be in thirty-four feet of space. When we had done as much scraping, modifying, painting and cleaning as we could in ten months and the bank account wasn’t completely empty, we decided it was good enough. Not everything was as it should be and likely never would be. Are you kidding? This is a boat we’re talking about.

There was one more important step before the odyssey could begin: A new name.

We’d heard the expression "Pura Vida" (literally “pure life”) often in Costa Rica. The locals started using the phrase after a movie called Pura Vida and now they use it on a daily basis to convey a state of happiness, peace, and tranquility. To some it simply means, ‘way cool.’ We hoped for happiness, peace and tranquility in our ‘way cool’ new home.

The night of the official name-changing ceremony started out with a parade down the dock, cymbals clanging (well, not really cymbals, lids from our friends’ pots and pans), headed by a black rubber chicken named Ernie, thanks to our friend Tom. After the completion of the ritual and the drinking of the beer, she became our Pura Vida.

Now the real challenge began, navigating the great American loop, over 5,000 miles through 16 states! What follows is a chronicle of that journey. I hope this gives you some enjoyment, as well as an idea of what it’s like to cover the eastern half of the U.S. solely on the waterways.

THE BIG DAY ARRIVES

On the last day of January 2003, at 10:15 in the morning, it finally happened.  Amid waves, best wishes, and diesel fumes, Tom piloted Pura Vida out of the Dunedin Municipal Marina to begin her grand tour of the Great Loop. I’d often heard boaters rhapsodize about how one day they would give up their security, cut the dock lines and go cruising. Always that elusive ‘someday.’ This morning the mere act of leaving the dock felt like a victory in itself.

We had company in the beginning. Rendezvous motored alongside us with Jim and Al on board. Dick came on board with us as far as Madeira Beach. After a dockside lunch stop for beer and burgers, our friends turned around to head back to Dunedin and we were on our own.  It felt strange that first afternoon to go below and peel carrots and potatoes for dinner - we were traveling, yet home, at the same time. At 5:00 Tom nosed into the anchorage at Longboat Key and I let the anchor down near Moore’s Crabhouse. We’d covered 54 miles the first day of our yearlong adventure.

February 1: Saturday morning brings weekend boaters out in hordes so we stayed put and made use of our brand new dinghy to row ashore. The little 8-foot rowboat slid onto the sand just behind an inflatable with a lone occupant, a sailor named Bill who said he lived on an old French-built wooden sailboat anchored nearby. He offered us a ride to Ace Hardware. Bill had an old black Chevrolet that looked as if it had survived a war, just barely. He opened the driver’s door and began the task of clearing armloads of stuff from the front seat to the back. When he had moved enough stuff so that the actual seat was visible, he invited me to get in. I sucked in to maneuver around an oar protruding from the back seat and then scooped up an electrical adapter, a wrench, a pair of large scissors and various pieces of metal off the front seat before gingerly sitting down. A thick residue of gray powder remained where the pile had been. At the hardware store we thanked Bill for the ride and as soon as the old black Chevy was out of sight, we brushed each other off.

A free trolley makes a loop from Bradenton Beach to Anna Maria Island every 20 minutes. We rode the trolley but still got plenty of exercise trudging back to the anchorage from the end of the line, through a huge picnic area and over the bridge, a good half-hour walk.

Monday, February 3: It was frigid at six-thirty in the morning. Well, frigid to us anyway, maybe not to a Canadian goose. To us, anything less than 50 degrees is glacial. I finally braved getting out of bed and, after shoveling down some hot oatmeal, felt better. It was a good thing we’d had our oats; the anchor had buried itself deep in the soft bottom over the three nights we’d been at Longboat. It finally broke loose and we eased back into the channel with lots of dolphins for company. I watched from the stern as they surfaced and plunged in synch all the way to the next red day mark. That day mark must have been some kind of dolphin boundary because we never saw them after that. Just before they disappeared, the largest dolphin held its head out of the water for a few extra seconds and then turned sideways for a moment to observe me with one big eye. I waved and they were gone.

Pelican Bay is a good-size anchorage off Cayo Costa State Park . It would be our next stopping place. After sundown I baked chocolate chip cookies as the sweet fragrance from the galley wafted through the open windows. Our nearest neighbors had rafted their sailboats together and sang sea chanties all evening. I think they had something much stronger than cookies to keep them going. I was beginning to get into this life as a sea gypsy.

Next morning we lowered the dinghy and rowed to the park’s dock. There on the island they had planted several botanical specimens: wax myrtle (makes candle wax), Spanish bayonet (sharp!), and wild coffee (psychotria nervosa). I love that name. Cayo Costa is wild and natural, there are no houses, and the only electricity comes from the park’s generator, which makes it the perfect spot for osprey nesting. One of the nests held a chick that looked as if it was testing its wings in preparation for a flying lesson.

Tom chatted with a park ranger about the state’s volunteer program and said he would be offering his services at Bahia Honda Park in the Florida Keys. At that, the ranger said, “Stay here. We’d love to have you.” But we weren’t ready to stop yet.

Back in the ICW we endured serious wakes from a few supersonic boats, one of which bent the steel fasteners that held the dinghy in place. One of the revisions Tom had made before we left was to bolt brackets to the swim platform that attached to the dinghy davits. Once connected, the dinghy could be hoisted out of the water with a couple of lines and tied off on the stern rails. Now the connections wobbled.

Tom headed for Fort Myers City Marina. Arriving just after noon, a dockhand directed him to a slip, not one he would have chosen if he’d had the option. That particular slip proved difficult to get into with the way the wind was blowing and Pura Vida’s single engine, so he had to make a few runs at it. Amid lots of noise and churning water, he finally succeeded on the third try and then went about fixing the loose fasteners.

The marina is perfectly situated for walking in historic Ft. Myers. It isn’t far from Edison’s winter home and there’s a great Mexican restaurant downtown that serves up good cheesy food and frozen margaritas. After that we needed some serious exercise so Tom unloaded the bikes and we pedaled a few miles to Publix. This was our first grocery-shopping trip by bicycle and we overdid it. It didn’t seem as if we’d bought a lot until we had to pack it all on the bikes. Tom had the foresight to wear a backpack and he loaded it with heavy things like milk and coke while the lighter items were pocketed in zippered saddlebags on my bike. Anything that didn’t fit in the backpack or saddlebags stayed in the plastic shopping bags and hung from our handlebars. Peddling back, with each revolution, my knees would slap the bags, one at a time, first into the cheese on the left side and then into the grapes on the right. After a few of these shopping runs, I learned how to arrange the bags so that my knees didn’t bang into them every time they went around.

We stayed in Ft. Myers another night and the next day got around town the easy way, by public transportation. The bus station is just a short walk from the marina. Our driver, a tall, trim black man who said he was already past retirement age, loved to talk about his job and told us exactly where to stand to catch a return bus, when to transfer and which bus would take us over the bridge to Wal-Mart. Across the street from the bus station we found the local library with computers for internet access so were able to read and answer our e-mail. As daylight faded from the sky we patted ourselves on the back for having mastered the challenges of daily living in an unfamiliar city.  

Thursday, February 6: The run to Marco Island was effortless. We laid anchor in Factory Bay, a tranquil, well-protected harbor. I did a double take at the sight of an Italian gondola gliding by, poled by a young man in traditional gondolier garb: black and white striped shirt and brimmed straw hat with dangling red ribbon. We guessed it must have been a sunset cruise, Marco Island style, out to gather customers. Two days later we left Factory Bay on the tail end of a norther.

Saturday afternoon we endured a turbulent ride to the Little Shark River. By now we were almost to the southern tip of mainland Florida. Tom studied the chart and picked out a quiet bend in the river where we could spend the night. Our cell phones had gone into analog roaming mode. This was, after all, an untamed, wild element of the state, the Florida Everglades . When the sun disappeared it was inky dark and utterly silent. In the dead of night I was awakened by the sound of splashing water and heavy breathing. It came closer. My heart raced. I listened without moving. More breathing, more splashing. What kind of person would be in the water, in the Everglades, at three in the morning? A crazy one! I woke up Tom. He stumbled out of his bunk, walked out on the deck, listened and then muttered, “Margaret, it’s dolphins feeding on a school of mullet. Go back to sleep!” J

We skirted the shoreline all the way to Flamingo, our next port, where Tom called ahead on the VHF radio. The slip we were directed into had rough edges with protruding bolts but our trusty fenders took all the punishment. In the park there’s a lodge, nature trails, a small store and the marina. Bicycling the nature trails was tranquil but hot. I watched a smiley-toothed gator sunning himself at water’s edge.

By now we had accumulated enough dirty clothes to warrant a trip to the laundromat so I stuffed some quarters in my pocket, hoisted the mesh bag filled with clothes onto my handlebars, threw in a jug of detergent, and managed to hold it all in place and balance myself for the half-mile ride. I finished the job, carried back the clean folded clothes, and then went out to hose down the boat. Evening shadows were overtaking the blazing sun and, as if on cue, clouds of bloodthirsty vampire mosquitoes big enough to carry away small animals descended on me, en masse. I dropped the hose, ran for cover and shut the screens!

Monday, February 10: We had to vacate our slip early to make room for a boat club that had reserved a number of spaces for the next few days. Back in the open water, we were about to enter the 1700 islands known as the Florida Keys. Boating in that blue-green water of the tropical keys is a destination in itself so we weren’t in any hurry. I could see the bottom, a submerged complex of sand, sea grass and coral reefs and watched sea birds plunge into the warm water, one after another, and pull up wiggling silver fish. The only thorn in our side was the massive number of crab traps - they’re everywhere!

Tom had some sketchy information about volunteering in the state parks where, in return for 20 hours of work each week, they give you a boat slip (or RV space) and use of their facilities. We dropped the hook at Bahia Honda, paddled to the dock and hunted down one of the park rangers, who gave us the bad news. Volunteers for this prime location sign up a year in advance, they had all they could use, and all their slips were full. We hadn’t counted on rejection so our plan to spend a few weeks in the state park quickly faded. Now we had time on our hands. It was too early in the season to start north and we had to make a decision.

Tom resituated the boat and I let the anchor out in shallow water next to the bridge where a constant surge pushes through at a good clip. We started calling marinas in the area to see what they had to offer and narrowed down our choices to a month in Marathon or a month in Key West. If we stayed a full month in one place we would avoid paying pricey daily rates during high season in the Florida Keys. We chose the Key West Municipal Marina for $850.

That decision made, we fell asleep early but wave action near the bridge bounced us around all night and the depth alarm kept going off and waking us up. I think big schools of fish swimming under the boat set it off.  

THE CONCH REPUBLIC

Between Bahia Honda and Key West  thousands of yellow and white Styrofoam floats dot the surface of the water. Under high cumulous clouds, I snaked between them while Tom went below to check the oil filters. Moments later he popped his head up topside.

“Aim it toward the beach and shallow water. Algae's been growing in the fuel tank and it's got the filters plugged up.”

I, being mechanically challenged, asked if it couldn’t wait until we were at the marina. I was given a simple explanation: If the plugged filters weren’t changed right away, the engine would quickly die from fuel starvation. With that, I put the rudder hard to starboard and held a course toward land! When we were shallow enough to anchor, Tom climbed down into the bowels of the beast to start the task at hand. It looked like a miserable job – you lower yourself as far as you can into a hole, work on small parts with tools while holding your head held at a cockeyed angle, and all the while try to keep your balance as you roll around in the waves. But Tom’s good. My contribution was to hold plastic bags open, ready to catch the gooey black messes as they came out.

By noon we were in Key West. I zipped up the enclosure on the bridge, turned off the instruments, and carried down everything from the bridge while Tom secured the lines.  We were assigned a slip along the broad wooden dock just past Captain Runaground’s, a floating turquoise and pink vessel turned bar/restaurant strung with colored floats and decorated with seashells, barnacle-encrusted bicycles, old fishing nets and colorful characters. The other half of the city-owned marina across the street is Charter Boat Row, where floating tin-roofed condos were never meant to leave the dock.  

We didn’t have much luck at picking restaurants in Key West except for the Hard Rock Café and a tiny neighborhood eatery called Jose’s Cantina, where they served excellent Cuban fare; the rest are best forgotten. Bicycles and feet were all that were needed for transportation, but we occasionally rode the bus to carry groceries or when we just wanted to sightsee. There are routes all over the island with printed schedules, but they actually run on ‘island time.’

Before a week was up, we'd seen all the sights of Key West. With time on my hands, I ventured out to a temporary employment agency and the next day was hired for a two-week stint at a tax accounting firm. Tom occupied himself with the never-ending boat repairs and maintenance.

March 11: We departed Key West in record-breaking heat and six hours later arrived in Marathon. We eased our way into Buddy’s canal. We’d rented a downstairs apartment from him 14 years earlier and he graciously invited us to stay at his dock for a few days. We got our bikes out and revisited old haunts like the 7-Mile Grill and Banana Bay. People of Marathon seemed strikingly different from the Key West crowd. In Key West we feared for our lives every time we had to cross an intersection on our bikes - they took aim! Marathon folks would invariably stop and wave us through. Along the paved bike trail on Aviation Boulevard, people would smile and say hello; Key Westers looked the other way.

As long as we were docked for a while, Tom decided to replace the exhaust manifold gaskets, intake manifold gaskets, side cover gaskets and valve gasket. You can’t order parts (or anything else) while you’re floating around without an address but now we were at a real house. He called in an order for an exhaust manifold insulating boot. For five days he operated on Pura Vida, her vital organs spread out on the dock, and made countless purchases at hardware stores, marine stores and the Home Depot. His Visa card wore thin from so many swipings, but those purchases paled next to one, the insulating boot, which cost just under $500!  Maybe that little gem has some gold on its inside. 

Friday, March 21: Due to low tide in the morning and a rock the size of a Buick at the end of the canal, we had to wait until mid-afternoon to leave, too late to make Key Largo. We dropped the hook off Lower Matacumbe Key and when the broiling sun went down it was still stifling, like trying to sleep in a sauna. I blew up an air mattress and put it on the forward deck, thinking it would be cooler to sleep under the stars. It was, but each time the wind gusted it would lift the edges of my mattress and I’d wake up. The last time I woke up it was 4:00 a.m. and I was soaked in dew, little improvement over sleeping in a sauna.

Saturday, March 22: The long-closed Quay Restaurant in Key Largo  had an unused dock complete with cleats that we thought would make a perfect dinghy dock. The wide-open anchorage of Tarpon Basin is shallow in the middle so we skirted the edge and finally picked a spot that would be our home for the night.

The tropical heat wave seared on. We wore the least amount of clothes we could get away with and still be legal, but perspiration trickled down my forehead and dripped off the back of my hair. The merciless sun gave no relief. I slid off the swim platform and into the (relatively) cool water to float around until the sun leaned toward the west.

Tom’s friend and co-worker from Dunedin, Steve, had transferred to Pennekamp State Park and invited us to stay at his house - his air-conditioned house - for two nights! No hesitation on our part. Steve arranged for me to go snorkeling on one of the park’s boats the next day. El Capitan took passengers five miles out to a coral reef where we were instructed to pair up before jumping in, so I buddied-up with two women, one from Nebraska and one from Minnesota. The clear 76-degree water wasn’t bad after a few minutes of acclimation. I watched translucent jellyfish drift aimlessly among multi-colored parrotfish and striped grunts. A pointy-nosed barracuda was getting a thorough cleaning from an electric blue wrasse that swam in and out of its mouth while remoras (suckers) stuck fast to other larger fish. The allotted hour for snorkeling passed way too fast. 

Tuesday, March 25: We were on the move again. Mangrove estuaries and forested knolls give way to mile after mile of exclusive homes in Miami Beach. We followed guidelines in Skipper Bob’s book about anchoring near the police station and tying up at the wall. It’s not really a police station but a Marine Patrol building, which is surrounded by a fence with a locked gate with no public access. Painted on the wall was a sign: “Authorized Persons Only. No Trespassing. Towaway Area.” I don’t think they wanted us there. We made a futile attempt at rowing up the canal against a strong current and couldn’t help noticing that every dinghy parked at water’s edge was locked with a steel cable. We had no cable on board but decided to put it on our next shopping list. There would be no going ashore at Miami Beach.

The Intracoastal narrows near Hallandale and Port Everglades  and bustles with activities of cruise ships, charters and fishing boats. High-dollar mansions line the banks of this ‘inside’ route that’s protected by barrier islands. Cruising along at 8 knots gives one a perspective that is entirely lost to motorists on the interstate.

North of Jupiter we glided past the subtropical wilderness of mangrove swamps and palmettos, often said to be ‘the real Florida.’ At 3:30 we dropped anchor just off the dock of the Old Key Lime House Restaurant in the little town of Lantana. After dark, muted laughter and music drifted across the water from a waterfront bar strung with colored lights and the wail of distant train whistles lulled us to sleep. 

Thursday, March 27: The Waterway Guide lists bridge openings in the area at the quarter hour. We timed our arrival accordingly so as not to drift around the channel aimlessly, only to learn that their timetable had changed a week before. Now it was on the hour and half-hour. We waited. Some bridges, just a mile apart, are on the identical schedule, not staggered, so you’d always have to wait at the next one. Go figure!

Low, ragged clouds threatened at the St. Lucie Inlet and serious thunder and lightning crackled just as our anchor slid down in Manatee Pocket. We were barely set in when an ugly cloud dumped on us. Safely attached to the bottom, we stayed snug and cozy for the rest of the night.

Friday, March 28: Harbortown Marina  in Fort Pierce is a nice facility with all the amenities, even a pool, cable TV and Internet service, but one thing they didn’t have was the right fitting for our holding tank pump-out connection. Tom had to borrow one of their bikes, pedal to West Marine to buy one, install it, and then pump out the tank. Steve (from Key Largo) was in town so we had dinner together at the Tiki Hut, along with Perry and Debbie.

Saturday, March 29: We started out again in the Indian River which, on this day, was dotted with brown-edged jellyfish that made me think of Chinese mushrooms. I could tell it was Saturday, if only by the powerful wakes from a gazillion boats. By some miracle, a bottle of wine that went crashing to the galley floor didn’t break. A huge turtle surfaced just as another wake washed over it and I never saw it again. We managed to make it safely to the bridge at Eau Gallie  (pronounced “oh, golly”) where we hoped for protection from the next day’s predicted cold front.

It’s almost a disappointment to prepare mentally for bad weather and it doesn’t show up. Sunday morning was still balmy so we hiked off to find a grocery store. The pharmacist at Walgreen’s said it was “just over the bridge.” It was, but he didn’t mention how far over the bridge. Each way took 40 minutes walking at a good clip.

Halfway back, the wind picked up, a darkening sky began to spit rain, and the temperature took a nosedive. It was downright frosty by sundown and the howling wind played with us through the night and well into the next day. By mid-morning my fondest desire was just to stop rocking. That funny feeling you get before you turn seriously green and hang over the rail started creeping over me around noon - I had to get to solid ground without delay. So into the dinghy and off we trudged, again over the bridge. This time on the way back we looked up just in time to see the spectacle of a feathery white arc across the sky, the trail of a Cape Canaveral launch just gone up.

Tuesday, April 1: As we neared Merritt Island, where Pura Vida’s former owner lived, Tom decided to give him a call. Rodger was glad to hear from us and said he’d wondered how our plans worked out. Tom briefed him the renovations he’d made, sounding like a proud father, and filled him in on our journey so far.

They call this part of the ICW the Indian River. It’s not really a river at all but a lagoon, a diverse saltwater estuary that stretches 150 miles from Palm Beach to Cape Canaveral. We forged ahead to New Smyrna Beach for an overnight stay between two small islands, where scores of dolphins circled us, playing their undersea version of ring-around-the-rosie just before sunset. Next morning the glassy sea was like a mirror with only the warbles of seabirds to break the stillness, the ultimate in tranquility. Then we grazed a shoal heading back to the ditch. Oops!

Near Daytona the water turned coffee-color where stilted beach houses dot the shore. Here, only a thin strip of sand separates the ICW from the Atlantic Ocean with its wide beaches, crashing surf, sand dunes and sea oats.

Wednesday, April 2: Four o’clock in the afternoon is not a good time to arrive in St. Augustine  and expect to find a place to anchor. On the north side of the Bridge of Lions, we wedged our way into the only possible opening that looked as if it might be workable, but we swung so much in strong current and wind that we came dangerously close to other boats. Before we lost the sun we decided to break anchor and go another mile to Salt Run Channel. It, too, was crowded and we anchored practically in the channel but there was no boat traffic at night so we were OK. Next morning we went back to the Bridge of Lions where several cruisers had pulled out so we nabbed a good spot. We watched other boats came in later in the day and go through the same thing we did - drop their anchor and then dance around in the current so much they pulled out. But we had a solid hold and were planted for the weekend. For only $5 a day we could use the city marina’s floating dinghy dock, showers, laundry, water and trash service.

We were anchored a stone’s throw from Castillo de San Marcos, a stone fortress built by the Spanish in the 17th century, the first permanent European settlement in the continental U.S.  They dressed in period costumes and put on historical performances for visitors. I didn’t know they’d be firing muskets during these performances until an unexpected blast rattled the boat – and my knees.

For four days we took in the sights of the historic city, mostly on foot, but we took a bus to a store and the beach. Every time the Bridge of Lions opened to let sailboats pass under, traffic on St. Augustine’s narrow streets backed up for miles. While we waited in a lineup our driver talked about the city’s plan to replace the 76-year-old lift bridge that connects St. Augustine with Anastasia Island. It won’t be the same without the striking architecture and stately lions of the unique landmark. Its towers are prominent in every skyline rendering of St. Augustine and light poles fly ceremonial flags to mark holidays and special events. 

On a Saturday night stroll through historic downtown we encountered ‘ghost tours’ led by costumed guides telling haunting tales of the past as they escorted sightseers to ‘spooky’ places on dark and narrow streets. Some rode the Trolley of the Doomed past graveyards to the gallows of the old jail.

Monday, April 7: We said goodbye to St. Augustine at daybreak and soon were on the Tolomato River, banked by cocoa brown sand and mud with unassuming homes of various shapes and sizes that were a contrast to the elegant villas of Miami. It was a long, narrow run to Amelia Island and Fernandina Beach, the second-oldest city in Florida. When we got there the wind was erratic and gusting too hard to row ashore. We anchored within sight of a pulp and paper mill and got wind of a variety of odors, depending on which way we swung. Our enthusiasm was high - we were now on the Florida/Georgia border and on the verge of entering a new state. We were finally cruising beyond Florida!

FLORIDA IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR

The next day a low-pressure cell was closing in. We’d made plans to stop at Brunswick Landing Marina in Georgia to get together with our friends, Mary and Larry, former sailors that we hadn’t seen in years.

Approaching Brunswick, a misty fog made it tricky to follow the channel entrance off the Atlantic and we were battered by cold rain and heavy seas. The closer we got, the rougher it became and the more we pitched and rolled. Frothy water foamed over the deck and flung spray mixed with rain on the isinglass. We were at the mercy of the sea’s fury. It was the first time I felt fear since we’d started out.

“We have no business being out here,” Tom snapped, bracing against the swells and feeling helpless.

I was at the wheel and remained silent, concentrating on the deep troughs of white-crested waves.

“We have no business being out here,” he repeated more loudly, his brow deeply furrowed.

“But we are here,” I snapped back. “Focus on getting through it.” We were both on edge and getting testy.

Within the hour we made it to Brunswick, intact and grateful to be at the dock. Back in February Tom had said he wanted fuel in the tank to slosh around and mix old with new to help break up algae and keep it from plugging up the fuel filters. His wish had come true – it got mixed!

Brunswick Landing was crowded with cruisers ducking the storm. Pacific Rose from Seattle and Le Garage from Brunswick, Maine were there. They’d been next to us in St. Augustine and now we all had brown mustaches on our bows, thanks to dense mangroves up and down the Florida coast. Their tannin stains the water a rusty brown and the color doesn’t come off the hull without a fight. Simonize cleaner finally took it off.

We had a great time with Mary and Larry. They drove over in a downpour with take-out dinner, a bottle of rum and an offer to take us shopping the next day. We took full advantage of their pickup truck and bought as much food as we could fit in the galley. Who knew when that opportunity would arise again? Despite beastly weather, we had a good time, content to be in a marina. Wind howled, rain poured, the temperature plunged. It was winter in Dixie, the second week of April!

I couldn’t help wondering about a huge wooden vessel at the next dock with two gigantic doors at its stern. When the skies cleared we walked over for a closer look. A diminutive man with curly gray hair named Yousef was there and he invited us on board for a tour. He told us a mogul who’d made his fortune in Brazilian oil had it built and named it Avany after his wife. A religious group owns it now. Yousef started the tour at the formal dining room with a pass-thru to the kitchen. There was a bar and fixed bar stools, stained glass doors, lots of polished mahogany, 4 guest rooms (each with private head), captain’s quarters, and a master suite with whirlpool jets in the bathtub and even a bidet. Those huge doors I’d wondered about led to a workshop big enough to get lost in. It was originally a garage for the owner’s helicopter!

Friday, April 11: Conditions improved enough that we could venture forth. Crossing Sapelo Sound was blustery but calmed considerably in the narrower river. Past stretches of native woodlands and saltwater marshes, we dropped the hook in the Wahoo River, where we had entered the land of bigger tidal changes, about seven feet up or down. Riding the anchor at slack tide was calm as a pond but when it started to change, watch out! Water slapped against the hull like we were racing down a river. The next slack came at 7:00 a.m. and again we floated in a pool of silver mercury.

Sunday night we chose the protected anchorage of Tom’s Point Creek but set two anchors to compensate for strong tidal currents. It was a postcard setting. The lowering sun had tossed sparkly white diamonds on the water and croaking frogs serenaded as background music. Only one thing would wreck this idyllic scene: Bugs! Screens may keep out mosquitoes and flies, but not no-see-ums. Those little critters squeeze right through the holes to chomp on you, and chomp they did. We closed the windows to keep any more from coming in so it got hot and stuffy real fast. Picture two hot crabby people swatting invisible biting pests – that was our night, losing the battle of the bugs. 

After an itchy night on the hook I stepped outside at first light. The deck was wet with dew and had a thousand tiny bodies plastered to it, looking like some kind of grotesque wallpaper. The little critters didn’t overlook dying on the windows either, and wiping them turned into a smeary mess. When the sun was fully over the horizon we broke anchor and glided back down the creek, only to be enveloped in a thick blanket of fog that clung to us for the next two hours. Getting out in the ICW was out of the question, so back down slid the anchor while we waited, shrouded in stillness. If I squinted I could barely make out the shoreline just a few yards away. We were alone in the world.

Around 10:00 a halo of sun broke through and we snaked along the narrow Wadmalaw River, making headway from east to west and back again, slowly pushing northward, serpentine fashion.  A few lonely houses sprang up in the distance, large colonial-style manors with white pillars, incongruous in this marshland setting. Two dark objects in the water ahead appeared to be some kind of floating debris until I noticed them progressing at a steady pace across the river, sideways to the current. They didn’t swim like turtles, but they were swimming. When we got closer, I could make out the heads of two large black Labradors dogs paddling across the river. Where they were going in the quagmire on the opposite bank, only they knew.

We realized when we began this voyage that it would be impossible to see everything along the way. Charleston was one of those things, so we took a passing view of the stately waterfront homes, put it on a mental list of places to visit next time, and cruised onward to our next stop on the South Carolina coast.

Tuesday, April 15:  We eased out of Graham Creek and were underway on water smooth as silk. After passing a few scattered houses, we were in absolute wilderness for hours. The only boat encountered all morning was that of a crabber wearing tall white boots and pulling up his chicken wire traps. A pattern of soft ripples from our wake angled back toward mud and grass banks on either side.  Scores of red-winged blackbirds fluttered and balanced themselves on tall reedy grass the color of hay. I’d never seen so many in one place.

We were yanked out of the peaceful tranquility in Winyah Bay where a powerful current took hold of us and pulled Pura Vida like a towrope. We ducked into Georgetown  Landing Marina to pick up an anticipated batch of mail the next day and tied in next to a Mainship owned by a couple from Charleston. They invited us on board for a look around. It was 34 feet, same as ours, but much newer and wider by two feet, making it considerably roomier.

We strolled through Georgetown’s historic downtown waterfront, and then biked through a residential area dripping with all the southern charm of mint juleps and magnolia blossoms. Dignified old homes predating the civil war stand in the shade of ancient oaks draped in Spanish moss with puffs of pink and white azaleas decorating front yards. Everyone nodded or said hello. Some areas on the outskirts of town, however, are vastly different. A light industrial region looked grimy and ramshackle and other neighborhoods are nondescript. I guess nothing is perfect.

We wandered downtown again after dinner and returned under a fat yellow moon rising over the water. This is Carolina ‘low country.’ Farther north is ‘East Carolina.’

Thursday, April 17: Four hours out of Georgetown (that’s 30 miles the way we travel) the Socastee swing bridge came into view at a mere 11’ above the waterline. We need sixteen feet, minimum, to pass under. The bridge is scheduled to open at 15 and 45 minutes past the hour but according to radio traffic it was not keeping to that schedule. Huge tarps hung like hammocks under the bridge to catch debris from the work being done by a construction crew and they were not about to interrupt their work every half-hour to let pleasure boaters pass through. I could tell from the radio transmissions that one hovering vessel had been waiting for more than an hour. We listened to the frustrated captain’s conversation with the bridge tender, who had a thick Carolina drawl and a voice that was a dead ringer for Gomer Pyle.

“Please relay a message to the contractor for me,” said the boater.

“Sure. What is it?”  drawled Gomer.

“Tell him he’s an inconsiderate idiot!”

Gomer, in all sincerity replied, “Captain, I can’t relay a message like that.”

Just then he got a signal from the construction crew that he could open the bridge.

Making way in a narrow canal or river is usually uncomplicated and trouble-free: You set a leisurely speed, keep to the middle, and watch the greenery go by. The only thing is, without constant attention to time and distance, you lose track of where you are. We were in South Carolina, we just weren’t exactly sure where. Navigational charts pinpoint channel markers, bridges, shoal areas, anchorages and such, but provide little ground information. We always know our position on the water but not necessarily on terra firma. There are no highway signs.

In the midst of nothingness we approached a very long wooden dock lined with all manner of vessels. I guessed it might be the transient dock at Barefoot Landing I’d read about in the cruising guide. We tied up in the shadow of the Queen Mary, a tri-level excursion boat with three red smokestacks, it’s big black hull looming over us. When all our lines were cleated and the fenders squished between the rub rail and the dock, we walked up the ramp. Going ashore was like crossing a threshold from wilderness to party time! The twisting boardwalk is home to T-shirt stores, ice cream vendors, junk shops, a merry-go-round, tigers to take your picture with, an arcade, and on and on. I was curious to know exactly where we were but didn’t want to walk up to someone and ask, “Where am I?” They might drop a net over me so I searched for a sign. I spotted a Cracker Barrel logo ahead and where there’s a Cracker Barrel, there must be a main road. There was. Up and down the street were miniature golf courses, carnival rides, a House of Blues, the Alabama Theater - one tourist attraction after another and a road sign. It was Myrtle Beach and we were at Barefoot Landing .

Myrtle Beach  is not a place for bicycling; sidewalks are sparse and traffic is heavy. Foot power is your best bet. Back at the dock we met lots of friendly cruisers. We were invited on board Ed and Barbara’s 33’ Navigator and a roomy 42’ Marine Trader owned by Claude and Cheryl. Bob and Carol’s Boca Run was there too. We’d been hopscotching with them for days.

After three days of camaraderie we eased back into the waterway and within ten minutes we were deposited back into the natural world with all signs of neon and glitz disappearing as quickly as they’d appeared.

It was Easter Sunday when we crossed the Carolina border, South to North. We waited a half hour for an opening of the Sunset Beach Bridge, the last remaining pontoon bridge on the Atlantic coast.

Weekend wake-makers were at it again but I had my sea legs by then. I was in the galley fixing sandwiches for lunch when the aftermath of a speeding Sea Ray collided with the hull and my ‘floor’ began to fall away. I simply planted my legs farther apart to accommodate the roll of the boat, held onto the knife, flexed my knees, and continued spreading peanut butter without missing a beat – a small personal victory!

In our anchorage at Carolina Beach, setting the hook wasn’t difficult but Tom thought we were swinging too far out into the channel and decided to move 'just a little.' He hauled the anchor up while I exercised tactical maneuvers between buoys and local boats planted on mooring buoys. The danforth anchor refused to set a second time; the bottom seemed rock-hard. He let it down, he pulled it up, again and again and again. We moved around to every possible location for him to perfect his weight-lifting act but I think we must have found the only existing soft spot the first time. He tried a bruce anchor instead of the danforth and still had trouble, but it finally grabbed hold. He snubbed the chain with a sigh of relief. At last, after all that effort, we were in the same place where we started. Maybe it was the only soft spot. 

Our problems weren’t over. The engine had strained to start when we began our re-anchoring maneuvers because that morning we’d both forgotten to turn the switch from the starting battery to the house battery, which meant the starting battery never got charged. Then Tom discovered that the alternator belt had stretched and was slipping. The spare belt that came with the boat when we bought it turned out to be an old one that the seller had put in a new package and it wasn’t any good. All we could do at that point was learn a lesson and hope for the best.

Near sundown, a pair of mallards swam by looking for a handout. After munching a few crackers they quacked their thanks and left. Later, in the last glimmer of twilight, I stepped out onto the stern to see v-shaped ripples in the water coming toward the boat from four directions. Word had gotten out and the gang was coming!  The original pair had returned as well and didn’t like it one bit when I tossed snacks to the newcomers. In fact, they ganged up on the intruders and ran them off. There’s violence in duckdom!

In the morning, to our relief, the engine started and took us 12 miles to Wrightsville Beach, where we needed to buy a chart book and hoped to find an auto parts store that sold alternator belts. We found out the closest auto parts store was six miles away, too far to walk. Wrightsville is a pretty little beach town but there’s not much to it besides vacation cottages and tons of bikers, joggers, walkers and skaters. It must be the fittest town in the country.

Tuesday, April 22: Swans Point Marina in Snead’s Ferry, North Carolina, has character. There were no high-dollar mega yachts at the sagging wooden docks, just your everyday sailboats, shrimp boats, and one bright-red humungous houseboat showing it’s age. Vintage bathrooms and showers were in the process of being painted, bright pink for girls and bright blue for boys, and the painter was working on the women’s when we checked in. Any cruiser who has a 40-gallon water tank (as we do) knows that the first thing you want to do at a marina after you’ve been on the hook for a few days is make use of shower facilities. The pink one was out of the question but I had no intention of waiting, so into the blue one I went, shower bag in hand. Tom was my door guard so that I didn’t get any company.

The staff offered us the use of their old Ford station wagon and we accepted. It got us to Food Lion, an auto parts store for a hefty new starting battery, and to Sullivan’s Pick-a-Part Salvage yard, where Tom found a tensioning bracket to adjust the alternator enough to keep the belt working. Trudging through black mud past rows of wrecked cars in Snead’s Ferry, North Carolina, wasn’t something I’d ever dreamed of (or thought of for that matter), but there we were.

Back at the marina, Ed and Barbara had come in on Pacific Sunset (we last saw them in Myrtle Beach) and happy hour was on their boat, along with another couple on Ducky, a Grand Banks. Camp LeJeune, right next door, was practicing military exercises; rumbles, roars and booms exploded late into the night. Next morning we topped off the fuel tank at New River Marina for $1.15 a gallon, the cheapest diesel we’d seen so far.

We wanted to stop at Beaufort but the docks and anchorages were too crowded so instead, we went on to Shackleford Point, a small island state park with steep sand dunes where the bottom drops off fast. The depth sounder showed six feet of water under us where Tom dropped the hook; a few seconds later we were in 18 feet. By the time he finished paying out anchor rode we were in 32 feet! After dinner the island was deserted so we paddled ashore for a look around. It was great until we took about five steps from the dinghy and swarms of hungry mosquitoes feasted on us. Never mind walking around to the other side! Shackleford Point is not a protected anchorage and we got into some serious rolling during the night. Pura Vida would swing for a minute, rest for a minute, and on and on, for the rest of the sleepless night.

In the morning we passed under the fixed bridge at Oriental and followed directions from the Waterway Guide: Keep the rock jetty to starboard and the shrimp boat wharf to port, and there it was - the town dock. It’s a single dock with room for only two boats, one on either side. One side was unoccupied so in we went, gratis for 48 hours.

When the lines were secured Tom studied the charts while I looked over Oriental. Mature oaks and masses of purple and gold pansies line spacious yards in turn-of-the-century neighborhoods. Virtually every house has an old-fashioned front porch and every porch has a rocking chair, a swing, or both. A sudden downpour put an end to my sightseeing.

The rain came hard and one of Pura Vida’s windows was stubbornly leaking again. The leak had started back in Brunswick where Tom thought he’d fixed it but the deluge found a new place to seep in, so he and the caulking gun went at it again. ‘Leaky old boat’ had new meaning. 

Saturday morning’s haze gave way to sunshine and we brought the bikes out. There is no central town in Oriental, only businesses dotted here and there. We picked up a few provisions and by the time we came out of the store, the sky was about to open up with another cloudburst. A customer offered our bikes and us a ride in his pickup truck but we had our foul weather gear, so on we rode. Within minutes a war of thunder, lightning and hail were upon us. This weather couldn’t make up its mind!

Sunday, April 27:  Tom laid a course for the Neuse River. He had entered waypoints in the GPS so we were running ‘on instruments.’ On a northeast heading, we crashed straight into the waves for a bucking bronco ride, and it was hard to hold a heading. The next waypoint was more northwesterly and it was even worse - now we rode in the wave troughs! Then came a crash from the galley below. The casualty was a wine glass that I thought had been secure in its holder. The guidebook doesn’t lie when it states the Neuse River vies with Albermarle Sound as some of the meanest water on the ICW.

We crossed the Pamlico River  without incident (thank goodness) and went on to the Pungo River where we stopped at Belhaven, North Carolina. Tom rowed ashore and was back ten minutes later declaring, “We’re moving.” I looked out to see what was wrong, but nothing was wrong. He had walked into Robb’s Marina, where only two boats were berthed, and chatted with Creighton, a weedy old sailor who lived on one of the boats with his mutt, Jesse. Creighton said we might as well tie up at the marina dock, as it had shut down two weeks earlier due to an unspecified problem and he was the acting caretaker. We moved into a slip with Creighton and Jesse as our only neighbors. The other boat was empty. Even the town was nearly deserted. Numerous storefronts with broken or boarded-up windows lined Main Street. An eerie feeling pervaded. The only living things in abundance were mallard ducks and Canadian geese.

The widely advertised River Forest Marina was three blocks away with just one boat in residence. Their claim to fame is a southern smorgasbord in an elegant 1899 mansion that houses the office. The manor was impressive with carved ceilings, leaded glass windows and five fireplaces but the smorgasbord was closed the day we were there. They offered shower facilities for a small fee so we took them up on it.

The town museum is weird. I walked up creaky sagging stairs in a musty building full of relics, including shelves of various sized jars containing an odd assortment of subjects in formaldehyde. There were rabbit embryos, an unborn pig, a fully feathered bird, large snakes (one per jar) as well as a jar packed full of little snakes, three human embryos, and a 10-pound tumor that had been removed from a woman in the local hospital. Belhaven is one bizarre town!

A CITY OF HOSPITALITY

Tuesday, April 29: Our next stop was Elizabeth City, NC. It was named for Elizabeth Tooley, an early landowner, or Elizabeth I of England, nobody is sure which. In order to get there we had to cross Albemarle Sound, so small and innocent looking on the chart. Cruising guides advise crossing Albemarle in the morning for smoother water but the next day’s weather forecast wasn’t all that good so Tom mulled it over and we plunged ahead. It was a carnival ride, dipping up and down in wave troughs all the while evading a million yellow floats marking crab traps. Landfall would be late in the day so I was relieved when we spotted something on land, a massive blimp-building structure on the outskirts of town.

You couldn’t miss the sign they had painted on a brick wall: Elizabeth City, City of Hospitality. Free Dockage 48 Hours. We wormed our way into a slip, a very short slip, but long enough that we managed to get on and off. It was late, we were hungry, and we set out to look over two nearby restaurants, one across the street and the other next door, a place called Groupers. We’d just started out when a spring shower and some serious lightning bolts chased us back to the boat.

In the morning 89-year-old Fred Fearing came by on his golf cart to check out the new arrivals, as he does every day. Fred is a legend in Elizabeth City. When they first opened the cruisers’ dock twenty years earlier, Fred had an idea. He decided to give a little party at his house for all the boaters who came in that day. It was such a success that he’s been doing it ever since, every day! He invites everyone at the dock to come to his house for wine and cheese and he presents each lady with a rose from his garden. On this day he made several more visits to the dock. By 4:45 we looked like a pack of lemmings, some on foot and some on bicycles, following Fred’s golf cart to Fearing Street. When we got there we found lawn chairs neatly arranged in a semi-circle (for conversation) by the Rose Buddies, Fred’s cohorts, and they had set up a table with beer, wine, cheese and crackers. They’ve played host to some well-known folks, Walter Cronkite and Willard Scott, to name two. We had a great time trading stories with other yachties during the friendly social hour.

Thursday, May 1: It’s a stone’s throw from the city dock to the bascule bridge so we timed our departure to make the 7:30 opening. From there we proceeded through the narrow, winding Pasquotank River against a pastoral backdrop. That's my kind of cruising, on quiet water, going fast enough to get there but slow enough to see.

We were shooting for the 11:00 opening of South Mills Lock but got there ahead of schedule and drifted for a bit. At 11:00 we proceeded into the lock. I looped a bowline over a bollard and held onto the other end while Tom manned the stern. I thought back to a year earlier when we locked through the Okeechobee Waterway and I was chided by a lockmaster for holding my rope so tight. “Relax, the boat’s not going anywhere,” he said. So this time I relaxed and even stepped back a little in order to stand in the shade out of the hot sun. I didn’t know it but I was about to learn an indelible lesson in line handling – and lockmasters. Some open the gates slowly so there’s hardly a noticeable movement of water and others open wide and fast and let it rip! This lockmaster was in the wide and fast category. The floodgate opened and in seconds swirling, rushing water pushed the bow away from the wall and toward the middle of the lock. I instantly tensed and pulled on the rapidly escaping line with every ounce of strength I had but it was too late - I couldn’t get the bow back in. Instead, it pushed out farther from the wall. The taut rope was slipping through my fingers a little at a time, burning like crazy. I was playing tug-of-war and I was losing. If it pulled all the way to the end of the line I would lose it altogether and Pura Vida would swing all the way out and back, crashing into the sailboat behind us. I needed to snub it around the cleat before that happened but in order to do that I would have to hold the slipping rope in only one hand instead of two, while I wrapped it on a cleat with the other. I could barely hold it with two! I needed more muscle. My heart was pounding when I finally let one hand go and my little voice demanded, “You’ll do it fast and you’ll do it right.” I made it by the skin of my teeth. Tom was watching me from the stern, having a heart attack.

We survived South Mills Lock but the day was far from over. Next came the Dismal Swamp, the oldest operating artificial waterway in the United States.  It’s a 22-mile long, tree-lined ditch filled with tea-colored water, so constricted there are places where two boats would be hard pressed to pass each other. Fortunately, the only thing we had to pass was a tethered Army Corps of Engineers barge loaded down with logs and debris it had picked off the bottom. It had a five-pronged metal claw attached to a massive chain that it used to pluck fallen trees out of the water, like a giant-sized version of the game kids play when they try to scoop up a prize.

Near the end of the Dismal Swamp is Virginia’s coastal plain, commonly known as the Tidewater area, where low-lying tidal swamps and marshes border the rivers. Our next lock would be Deep Creek, scheduled to open at 3:30 but they were having mechanical problems and were running late. When the lockmaster finally threw a switch around 4:00, the massive steel gears belched out a raspy screech. He shut if off again. “Bad valve,” he said. By the time they got it fixed and we locked through it was almost 5:00 and we still had 21 miles ahead of us to get through Norfolk and on to Rebel Marina in Willoughby Bay where we’d made a reservation for the night.

Norfolk’s harbor is packed with Navy ships of every sort: destroyers, cruisers, aircraft carriers and smaller tenders, every one of them painted battleship gray. I was at the helm after a difficult day. I was stressed, tired, and it would be dark soon, but I assured myself that we were almost there. That’s when the resounding blast of a horn shook my last nerve. I looked behind me to see a pilot boat guiding an ocean-going freighter out into the channel. I could only hope it would go the other direction. It didn’t. The giant behemoth was bearing down on us. Tom cautioned me to give him plenty of room, telling me ships like that create suction that could be dangerous to something as small as us. Like I needed more pressure. But I gave it plenty of leeway, so much that I was running outside the channel markers.

When we finally got to Willoughby Bay the sun was already below the horizon when our weary eyes caught sight of Rebel Marina. Stormy weather was predicted for the next few days and we were only too happy to stay and relax for a while.

Friday, May 2: Pura Vida got scrubbed and hosed on the outside to get the salt off her decks and vacuumed on the inside until she shined like a new penny. Then we scrubbed ourselves in really nice, spotless showers. Rebel Marina is a colorful old landing attended by a resident dock master, Captain Briggs. He lives on a 1948, 65-foot-long, red tugboat docked near the office and his father, Lane, owns the place. His long sideburns, gold earring and weathered face give him the typical look of a crusty old sea dog, which he is. He had just returned from cruising the inland waterways, starting at the Tennessee River, and had lots of stories.

The marina cat is an old guy named Starboard who spends most of his retirement curled up by the sink or sleeping on a piece of foam. He only drinks water from a running faucet, never from a dish, which would explain his spot near the sink. Lane said when they found him more than ten years ago he had survived by drinking from dripping faucets and the habit stuck.

Our friend Ray from Springfield came to visit and drove us into Norfolk for lunch and shopping. Tom bought a couple of big round orange fenders and an extra fending pole in preparation for all the locks that lay ahead. 

Rebel Marina sits in the middle of a residential neighborhood where houses had begun to have a different look, a more northern style - darker colored, constructed mostly of cedar or brick and two or three stories tall rather than spread out. Shopping of any kind was a long bike ride from the marina but Lane offered to drive us around in his 'land schooner' to shop and refill prescriptions.  

We slipped out early Monday under a brilliant golden sunrise. Now we were in Hampton Roads, open to the Atlantic with ocean swells. Long intervals between waves allowed us to float up and over the crests until a southeast wind turned northward and one-foot seas grew. As the day wore on, we piled on more and more clothes in the cold rain and biting wind. Twelve miles into the Potomac River we called it a day (a long day!) and dropped anchor in a protected bight they call the Glebe. We had traveled 87 miles. I was exhausted and cold and could do no more than open a can of ravioli for dinner and fall into bed at 8:30.

A CAPITAL OCCURRENCE

Next morning the sky cleared but back on the Potomac a cold, gray mist enveloped us. I played helmsman while Tom went below to make coffee. There was no definition between sky and water; they were both the same dreary shade of mouse-gray. It’s hard to hold a course with no horizon. This was not the time to let my attention wander. My eyes darted back and forth from the GPS to the depth sounder to the grayness ahead. Every time a crab pot marker popped into my field of vision, I dodged it, like playing a video game. Fortunately, I won this game. The process of extracting a tightly wound rope from the propeller was something I didn’t even want to think about.

We stopped 20 miles short of Washington, D.C., in a sheltered cove of Mattawoman Creek and woke up socked in by a thick, wet fog. There was no choice but to dawdle over a leisurely breakfast and relax until the sun broke through. When you live hand in hand with Mother Nature you learn to get along. She always sets the pace. 

Wednesday, May 7: We continued toward D.C. The Washington Monument was the first familiar silhouette, then the Capitol Building, and then the city of Alexandria passed to port just beyond the Woodrow Wilson Bridge. Before long we were in the Washington Channel where the shoreline is shoulder-to-shoulder with marinas. The odd thing was, there were no visible signs to identify any of them. More puzzling, there were no anchored boats, not a single one!  I was sure something must be wrong. The Waterway Guide said to call the Metropolitan Harbor Police before anchoring. I called.

“There’s no restriction. Anchor anywhere you want.” The woman never even asked my name.

So we picked a spot to call home for the next five days very close to Sequoia, the presidential yacht, and the Gangplank Marina. We had access to a dinghy dock, showers and laundry for $10 a day, downright cheap by D.C. standards, and the sights of the Washington Mall were at our doorstep – or, I should say, at our swim platform.